‘Lady Doritos’ – A Solution To A Problem That Doesn’t Exist

Published On February 6, 2018 | By Kendal Malewicz | Entertainment News

A female CEO of Doritos just announced that they are planning a new line of chips for the ladies that will have less of a loud crunch, half the cheese powder, and come in bags that fit in a purse.  And the reaction on Twitter has been very negative.


Doritos is owned by PepsiCo.  The CEO is a woman named Indra Nooyi.  But even though she’s a woman and apparently been living under a rock since Nov 2017.  This kind of stuff REALLY doesn’t fly these days.

She was just interviewed and she revealed that they are launching for a new line of Doritos FOR WOMEN.  Quote, “[Women] don’t like to crunch too loudly in public.  And they don’t lick their fingers generously and they don’t like to pour the little broken pieces into their mouth . . . but women love to carry a snack in their purse.”

The reaction on Twitter has been sarcastic and hilarious. One person wrote, quote, “Has anyone at Doritos ever met a lady?” and another person wrote, quote, “Doritos, we’ve been through enough this year.”

But if you’re looking forward to small bags of modified Doritos that you can eat very lady like and daintily, unfortunately, we don’t know when they might come out.



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